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A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. ~Ronald Knox

A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it. ~Frank A. Clark

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. ~Carl Sandburg

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. ~Anonymous

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss. ~Tina Fey

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A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train. ~Phyllis McGinley

A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made. ~Sammy Davis, Jr.

A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. ~Eda J. Le Shan

All the evidence that we have indicates that it is reasonable to assume in practically every human being, and certainly in almost every newborn baby, that there is an active will toward health, an impulse towards growth, or towards the actualization. ~Abraham Maslow

All those things they say about a baby changing your perspective - it does! ~Rachel Zoe

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At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Christmas story. A young mother and a dutiful father with their baby were joined by poor shepherds and visitors from afar. They came with their gifts to worship the Christ child. ~Queen Elizabeth II

Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful. ~Charles Osgood

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. ~Barretto

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' ~Steven Wright

Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby. ~Jim Gaffigan

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Before you were conceived I wanted you Before you were born I loved you Before you were here an hour I would give my life for you This is the miracle of life. ~Maureen Hawkins

Being a mother is the best thing that ever happened to me. Before you have your first baby you are a girl and then you become a mother. There is no transition into being a woman; you literally become a mum and being a mum means you always love someone else more than yourself and it is an unexplainable situation. ~Brigitte Nielsen

Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love. ~Lucinda Franks

Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby. ~John le Carre

Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. Think of the capacity to learn! The freshness, the temperament, the will of a baby a few months old! ~May Sarton

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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ~Fran Lebowitz

Flowers are words which even a baby can understand. ~Arthur C. Coxe

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. ~Ronald Reagan

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. ~Matthew Broderick

Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. ~Taylor Hanson

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Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. ~Tina Brown

Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.

I am the baby in the family, and I always will be. I am actually very happy to have that position. But I still get teased. I don't mind that. ~Janet Jackson

I believe that each personality is complete at conception and comes in the soul of every child. ~Taylor Hartman

I couldn't have asked for a better kid. She's our own little Buddha baby so far. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop to tell you the truth. It's like the calm before the storm. ~Ana Ortiz

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I have these surreal moments where I'm like, 'I'm pregnant with Jake Gyllenhaal's baby' and 'I'm telling Robert Pattinson that he smells of sex.' But you're acting, so the focus is on the work. ~Sarah Gadon

I knew it was going to be the most extraordinary thing in my life, but how powerful it is, you can never know until you have a baby. ~Celine Dion

I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby? ~Dustin Hoffman

I miss my parents. But still, my granddaughter, my daughter, my grandma, you know, so it's very important for me. You lost your parents, but a new baby comes. It's like the cycle of fashion. ~Carine Roitfeld

I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about. ~Steven Wright

I received so many hate letters when I breast-fed a starving baby in Africa. I was in Sierra Leone in 2009 and I was weaning my child at that time - she was not there with me. There was a hungry baby who was crying because his mother had no milk, and I thought, 'Why throw away my milk if I can give it to a baby who needs it? ~Salma Hayek

I think in vitro is a miracle and it has given me my precious little baby boy. ~Cindy Margolis

I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity. ~Eleanor Roosevelt

I want a baby and I want a family, for sure. ~Rashida Jones

I was more like a middle child. My youngest brother was the baby, so he got all the attention that the baby gets. And my older brothers were getting into so much trouble that I was left in the middle, doing plays. I was up to no good, but my mother didn't know it! ~John C. Reilly

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I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave. ~Kirsten Dunst

If a man loves you... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancee, his wife, his baby's mama, something. ~Steve Harvey

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others. ~Tris Speaker

If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one. ~Jessamyn West

If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you’re the grandma. ~Theresa Bloomingdale

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I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. ~Jack Nicholson

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. ~Sloane Crosley

I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever! ~Kourtney Kardashian

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. ~Deepak Chopra

It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race. ~Liam Neeson

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It's funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn't have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry. ~Emily Procter

I've been married, divorced; I've been the baby momma, the side piece and the secret... all of these things. I share it in an effort to make people better. ~Niecy Nash

I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby. ~Barack Obama

I've thought it would be cool to have a baby young. You know, be my road dog - like my dogs, they travel the world - but there's always something you have to give up for success. Everything comes at a cost. Just what are you willing to pay for it? ~Serena Williams

Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving. ~Penelope Leach

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Making the decision to have a child—it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body." ~Elizabeth Stone

Motherhood is a great honor and privilege, yet it is also synonymous with servanthood. Every day women are called upon to selflessly meet the needs of their families. Whether they are awake at night nursing a baby, spending their time and money on less-than-grateful teenagers, or preparing meals, moms continuously put others before themselves. ~Charles Stanley

My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship. Yes, baby. ~Star Jones

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. ~Steven Wright

My generation had to be taken seriously because we were stopping things and burning things. We were able to initiate change, because we had such vast numbers. We were part of the baby boom, and when we moved, everything moved with us. ~John Hughes

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My TV show had been cancelled; nothing else had gone anywhere; some alliances I had made petered out and nothing came of them and I was looking at a long, long year ahead of me in which there was no work on the horizon, the phone wasn't ringing. I had two kids, one of them a brand-new baby, and I didn't know if I would be able to keep my house. ~Tom Hanks

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. ~Jean Kerr

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. ~Plato

Of course everyone says they hate baby talk, but mine was not annoying. ~Mariska Hargitay

Once winter sets in I must have the sun and warmth. I need to be in the sun - I'm a true island baby. ~Narciso Rodriguez

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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. ~Leo J. Burke

Romantic love allows you to focus mating energy. Attachment sustains that relationship as long as necessary to raise your baby. ~Helen Fisher

So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're free all right, you're free to do the dishes.' So I say, 'You're talking to the former president, baby,' and she said, 'consider this your new domestic policy agenda.' ~George W. Bush

The birth mother is placing the baby out of love. I still believe that. Well, the ones we've dealt with who were actually pregnant, anyway. ~Jennifer Gilmore

The decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone

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The Enlightenment was an attempt to liberate myth and base truth claims on evidence, not just dogma. But when science threw out the church, they threw out the baby with the bath water. ~Ken Wilber

The fact that a baby can be born today and condemned to a life of hardship, struggle, and discrimination simply because of sex is enraging. ~Adora Svitak

The only reason I've shared my story is to take that tiny baby step of breaking down the stigma attached to depression. ~Clara Hughes

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~Natalie Wood

There are women who literally squeeze a baby out of their bodies or get cut open in major surgery, have a human being, the next generation of the human race pulled from their bodies, and within a couple of weeks have to go back to work, because if they don't, they can't pay their bills. Something's wrong with that. ~Megyn Kelly

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There was a never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ~Will Rogers

Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more. ~Edwin Way Teale

'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby. ~Charles Dickens

To be in your child’s memories tomorrow, be in his life today. ~Anonymous

When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body. ~Heather Locklear

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When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. ~Marie Osmond

You get to relive your childhood when you have a baby and you see these toys and these books you read when you were little - the innocence that you are able to maintain because you have to find that again in order to connect with your child keeps you in a special state of mind. ~Idina Menzel

Your dear baby has died innocent and blameless, and has been called away by an all wise and merciful Creator, most probably from a life to misery and misfortune, and most certainly to one of happiness and bliss. ~George Mason 

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