Stupid Quotes
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The public are not stupid. ~Pete Waterman
Love is being stupid together. ~Paul Valery
I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid. ~Jackie Chan
People are just so stupid. ~Anna Nicole Smith
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. ~Leo Tolstoy
You have to be quite stupid to act. ~Rachel Weisz
When you're young, you're stupid. ~Wendy Hiller
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. ~Terry Bradshaw
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. ~John Wayne
Am I about to feel really, really stupid? ~Adam Savage
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You can be sincere and still be stupid. ~Charles Kettering
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. ~Voltaire
You can only be stupid when you're young. ~Peter Gallagher
Sin is too stupid to see beyond itself. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson
The system isn't stupid, but the people in it are. ~Thomas Szasz
Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid. ~John Wayne
If I have a stupid day, everything looks wrong to me. ~Anna Freud
I don't care what people think. people are stupid. ~Charles Barkley
It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes. ~Colin Farrell
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. ~Samuel Goldwyn
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An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise. ~Victor Hugo
I feel I should be doing stupid stuff, but I'm not going to. ~Scott Caan
Race and class are the easiest divisions. It's very stupid. ~Lynda Barry
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? ~Eminem
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid. ~Epictetus
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. ~George Bernard Shaw
You can't imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays. ~Nikolai Gogol
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. ~Benjamin Franklin
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. ~Hedy Lamarr
I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid. ~Harlan Ellison
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Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. ~Bertrand Russell
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. ~Chanakya
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. ~Kin Hubbard
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. ~Bill Cosby
Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. ~Hedy Lamarr
The worst mistake I made was that stupid, suburban prejudice of anti-Semitism. ~Ezra Pound
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. ~Redd Foxx
When I research a role it does get a little crazy and maybe even a little stupid. ~James Franco
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. ~Voltaire
I mean, I wasn't stupid. I knew we'd make money and sell a lot of Dune books. ~Kevin J. Anderson
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When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality. ~Theodor Adorno
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. ~Sam Levenson
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives. ~Oscar Wilde
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. ~John Stuart Mill
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it. ~Gilbert K. Chesterton
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No man who knows aught, can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free. ~John Milton
It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it. ~J. D. Salinger
And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done. ~Herb Brooks
There's no such thing as 'hard sell' and 'soft sell.' There's only 'smart sell' and 'stupid sell.' ~Leo Burnett
In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid. ~Simone de Beauvoir
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Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life. ~Jiddu Krishnamurti
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. ~Dave Barry
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. ~Will Rogers
A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker. ~David Hume
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~Bertrand Russell
Wherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would be stupid. ~Dennis Rodman
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. ~Jane Austen
The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is. ~Willa Cather
The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. ~Sun Tzu
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. ~George Bernard Shaw
Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It'll discredit any real legitmate movement. ~Glenn Beck
Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love. ~Honore de Balzac
Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental. ~Robert Anton Wilson
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. ~John Stuart Mill
I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. ~Bill Bryson
How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long. ~Steve Harvey
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. ~Dave Barry
The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct. ~Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Without the communist oppression, I am absolutely sure I would now be a local stupid professor of philosophy in Ljubljana. ~Slavoj Zizek
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. ~P. J. O'Rourke
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. ~Gustave Flaubert
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? ~Scott Adams
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It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter. ~Eminem
Education makes us more stupid than the brutes. A thousand voices call to us on every hand, but our ears are stopped with wisdom. ~Jean Giraudoux
The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be. ~Redd Foxx
We're giving our freedoms away. The American experiment was about freedom. Freedom to be stupid, freedom to fail, freedom to succeed. ~Glenn Beck
The way those clubs shift against Ted Williams, I can't understand how he can be so stupid not to accept the challenge to him and hit to left field. ~Ty Cobb
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Almost any difficulty will move in the face of honesty. When I am honest I never feel stupid. And when I am honest I am automatically humble. ~Hugh Prather
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. ~Jim Carrey
My definition of an educated man is the fellow who knows the right thing to do at the time it has to be done. You can be sincere and still be stupid. ~Charles Kettering
I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid. ~Katharine Hepburn
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I always believed that women have rights and that there are some women that are intelligent enough to claim those rights. There are some others that are stupid enough not to. ~Shakira
It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong. ~Thomas Sowell
I can't do with mountains at close quarters - they are always in the way, and they are so stupid, never moving and never doing anything but obtrude themselves. ~David Herbert Lawrence
I'm not going to fight because I mean too much to our team, and I can't afford to be suspended for a game or do something stupid to get me kicked out of a playoff game. ~LeBron James
If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions. ~Billie Joe Armstrong
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My songs are my kids. Some of them stay with me, some others I have to send out, out to the war. It might sound stupid and it might even sound naive, but that's just the way it is. ~Thom Yorke
I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a "learning experience." Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a "learning experience." It makes me feel less stupid. ~P. J. O'Rourke
I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep. ~John Mayer
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make the rest of us wonder at the possibility that we might be missing something. ~Gamal Abdel Nasser
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Ideas are only lethal if you suppress and don't discuss them. Ignorance is not bliss, it's stupid. Banning books shows you don't trust your kids to think and you don't trust yourself to be able to talk to them. ~Anna Quindlen
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married. ~Megan Fox
I was kind of like chasing my tail and trying to do the right thing, and was a little bit stupid. Or irresponsible, which is the same thing I guess. It's just been really busy and I had a lot of great opportunities. ~Robert Downey, Jr.
I'm very free-spirited and crazy. I love to have fun, and I like doing stupid things. At the same time, I'm like a 35-year-old. I have a house. I have a car. I have a steady job. I have a business, and I have to make serious decisions. ~Avril Lavigne
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There are kids don't want to do something because they're afraid of looking stupid to their peers. There comes a time when they start protecting themselves, instead of extending. I want to make sure that they're always trying to extend themselves. ~Mike Krzyzewski
It's never been an issue for me - I don't want to go on a diet, I don't want to eat a Caesar salad with no dressing, why would I do that? I ain't got time for this, just be happy and don't be stupid. If I've got a boyfriend and he loves my body then I'm not worried. ~Adele
Even before I went to the UN, I often would want to say something in a meeting - only woman at the table - and I'd think, 'OK well, I don't think I'll say that. It may sound stupid.' And then some man says it, and everybody thinks it's completely brilliant, and you are so mad at yourself for not saying something. ~Madeleine Albright
We've demonstrated a strong track record of being very disciplined with the use of our cash. We don't let it burn a hole in our pocket, we don't allow it to motivate us to do stupid acquisitions. And so I think that we'd like to continue to keep our powder dry, because we do feel that there are one or more strategic opportunities in the future. ~Steve Jobs