Drinking Quotes
Welcome to Drinking Quotes. Here you will find famous quotes and quotations about drinking.
Drinking Quotes and Quotations
Human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making. ~Steve Mirsky
A drunken man is fitly named: he has drank, till he is drunken: the wine swallows his consciousness, and it sinks therein. ~Augustus William
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~Author Unknown
A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. ~Author Unknown
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills." ~Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. ~Frank Sinatra
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway
Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. ~Giuseppe Garibaldi
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. ~Robert Heinlein
Drinking Quotes and Quotations
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. ~Graham Greene
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. ~Knute Rockne
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. ~Robert Benchley
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. ~Seneca
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. ~Jean Kerr
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. ~Author Unknown
Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. ~From the movie Arthur
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. ~Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
Drinking Quotes and Quotations
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. ~Phyllis Diller
Never drink something you can't spill. ~Steve Miller
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ~Author Unknown
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. ~W.C. Fields
I drink to make other people more interesting. ~Ernest Hemingway
I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. ~Thomas Jackson
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. ~W.C. Fields
Drinking Quotes and Quotations
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler
I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. ~Frank Nicholson, attributed
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. ~Author Unknown
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while. ~Joseph Schenck
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. ~W.C. Fields
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party. ~Ron White
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. ~P.J. O'Rourke
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. ~Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker
Drinking Quotes and Quotations
If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine. ~Author Unknown
I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver. ~Phil Harris
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety. ~Thomas de Quincy
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ~Author unknown
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ~George Burns
It's like an angel crying on your tongue. ~The Mentalist
Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life. ~Author Unknown
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ~Henny Youngman
Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey. ~"Pappy" Maverick, in Maverick
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink. ~Lord Chesterton
Drinking Quotes and Quotations
No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers. ~Horace
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. ~Dave Barry
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! ~William Shakespeare
Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. ~Mark Twain
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live four days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. ~James Thurber
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ~Lady Astor
Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. ~Author Unknown
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. ~Mignon McLaughlin
The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. ~Author Unknown
Drinking Quotes and Quotations
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. ~Author Unknown
There are spunky little angels at the top of a bottle of wine and fearless little devils in the bottom. ~Terri Guillemets
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. ~Scottish Proverb
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. ~Samuel Johnson
We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. ~Horace Hutchinson
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? ~Jack Handey
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~Henny Youngman
When the wine goes in, strange things come out. ~Johann Christoph
Where ever I go, there I am. Drunk. ~Rita E. Torres
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. ~Kin Hubbard
Drinking Quotes and Quotations
Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini? ~Robert Benchley
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost. ~Samuel Johnson
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. ~Ovid
Wine is bottled poetry. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
Wine is how classy people get wasted. ~Author Unknown
Wine is sunlight, held together by water. ~Galileo
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~Dave Barry
Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. ~Four Hundred Laughs
You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps. ~Author Unknown
Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. ~Author Unknown
When the wine is in, the wit is out. ~Proverb
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