Funny Birthday Quotes
Welcome to Funny Birthday Quotes. Here you will find famous quotes and quotations about birthdays.
Funny Birthday Quotes - Group I
No wise man ever wished to be younger. ~Jonathan Swift
To me, old age is always fifteen older than I am. ~Bernard M. Baruch
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. ~Margaret Fuller
It takes a long time to grow young.” ~Pablo Picasso
We turn not older with years, but newer every day. ~Emily Dickinson
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. ~Mark Twain
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. ~John P. Grier
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. ~J. P. Sears
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ~Phyllis Diller
Funny Birthday Quotes - Group II
No wise man ever wished to be younger. ~Jonathan Swift
To me, old age is always fifteen older than I am. ~Bernard M. Baruch
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. ~Margaret Fuller
It takes a long time to grow young.” ~Pablo Picasso
We turn not older with years, but newer every day. ~Emily Dickinson
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. ~Mark Twain
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. ~John P. Grier
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. ~J. P. Sears
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ~Phyllis Diller
Funny Birthday Quotes - Group III
No wise man ever wished to be younger. ~Jonathan Swift
To me, old age is always fifteen older than I am. ~Bernard M. Baruch
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. ~Margaret Fuller
It takes a long time to grow young.” ~Pablo Picasso
We turn not older with years, but newer every day. ~Emily Dickinson
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. ~Mark Twain
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. ~John P. Grier
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. ~J. P. Sears
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ~Phyllis Diller