Men Quotes
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Men Quotes and Quotations
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. ~Lana Turner
A hard man is good to find. ~Mae West
A man's home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery. ~Clare Boothe Luce
A man's kiss is his signature. ~Mae West
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. ~Ella Harris
Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man. ~Arthur Helps
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others. ~Cynthia Heimel
All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers. ~Chief Joseph
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. ~Oscar Wilde
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne
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Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry. ~George Jean Nathan
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~Kin Hubbard
By indignities men come to dignities. ~Francis Bacon
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander
Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances. ~Herodotus
Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. ~Charles de Gaulle
Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. ~Author Unknown
Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence. ~Democritus
Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell. ~Robin Morgan
Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too. ~Mignon McLaughlin
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For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. ~Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. ~Mae West
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. ~Robin Williams
Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire. ~Charles Dickens
Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks. ~Author Unknown
He is every other inch a gentleman. ~Rebecca West
Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. ~Author Unknown
Honor is simply the morality of superior men. ~H. L. Mencken
How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born. ~Mignon McLaughlin
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. ~Clarence Darrow
Men Quotes and Quotations
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content. ~Jenny Eclair
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. ~John Locke
I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself, I won't presume to probe into the faults of others. ~Mahatma Gandhi
I make presents to the mother but think of the daughter. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men? ~Mae West
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported. ~Mae West
I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it. ~Margaret Thatcher
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? ~Linda Ellerbee
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If men had more up top we'd need less up front. ~Jaci Stephen
If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love. ~Leo Tolstoy
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle. ~Rita Mae Brown
If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there? ~Chocolate Waters
I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end. ~Author Unknown
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. ~Frederick Douglass
It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little. ~Diogenes
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. ~Helen Rowland
It's a man's world, and you men can have it. ~Katherine Anne Porter
It's at the borders of pain and suffering that the men are separated from the boys. ~Emil Zatopek
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It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men. ~Mae West
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. ~George Bernard Shaw
Macho doesn't prove mucho. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Man as an individual is a men. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. ~Charlie Chaplin
Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men. ~Mahatma Gandhi
Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties. ~Charles Spurgeon
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. ~Oscar Wilde
Men and women have strengths that complement each other. ~Edwin Louis Cole
Men are beasts and even beasts don't behave as they do. ~Brigitte Bardot
Men are born to succeed, not to fail. ~Henry David Thoreau
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Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. ~Chuck Norris
Men are more easily governed through their vices than through their virtues. ~Napoleon Bonaparte
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. ~Kin Hubbard
Men are only as good as their technical development allows them to be. ~George Orwell
Men are only as loyal as their options. ~Bill Maher
Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries. ~Cher
Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness. ~George Orwell
Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. ~Roseanne Barr
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right. ~Mignon McLaughlin
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Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
Men give away nothing so liberally as their advice. ~Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Men like a woman with a daring tongue. That's a double-entendre, which reminds me they also like a ménage à trois. ~Terri Guillemets
Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman. ~Ninon de Lenclos
Men must know their limitations. ~Clint Eastwood
Men often act knowingly against their interest. ~David Hume
Men shrink less from offending one who inspires love than one who inspires fear. ~Niccolo Machiavelli
Men tend to feel threatened; women tend to feel guilty. ~Edwin Louis Cole
Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. ~Ian Fleming
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. ~Jerry Seinfeld
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Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life. ~Alice Thomas Ellis
Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long. ~Doug Coupland
Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their understandings. ~Lord Chesterfield
Men, even when alone, lighten their labors by song, however rude it may be. ~Quintilian
Men's arguments often prove nothing but their wishes. ~Charles Caleb Colton
My theory is that men are no more liberated than women. ~Indira Gandhi
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. ~Helen Rowland
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy. ~Knights of Pythagoras
No nice men are good at getting taxis. ~Katherine Whitehorn
Nothing is as peevish and pedantic as men's judgments of one another. ~Desiderius Erasmus
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On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. ~Bruce Willis, on the difference between men and women
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't. ~George Bernard Shaw
One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them. ~Georg C. Lichtenberg
Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. ~Francesca M. Cancian
Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. ~Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. ~Katharine Hepburn
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. ~Erica Jong
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. ~Maureen Murphy
Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house. ~Author Unknown
Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me. ~Amanda Vail
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn
Stop? I'm the guy. I don't stop! That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes. ~Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel
The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman. ~Martin H. Fischer
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs. ~Marlene Dietrich
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. ~Moliere
The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you. ~Charles Dickens
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. ~Leonardo da Vinci
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. ~Helen Rowland
The less men think, the more they talk. ~Charles de Montesquieu
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. ~Henry David Thoreau
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The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. ~Madame de Staël
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. ~Author Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~Natalie Wood
The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. ~Germaine Greer
The truth is found when men are free to pursue it. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. ~Author Unknown
There are only two forces that unite men - fear and interest. ~Napoleon Bonaparte
There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper. ~Camille Paglia
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. ~Steve Martin
There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure. ~Mignon McLaughlin
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They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. ~Clare Boothe Luce
Those men get along best with women who can get along best without them. ~Charles Baudelaire
Three wise men - are you serious? ~Author Unknown
Time destroys the speculation of men, but it confirms nature.~Marcus Tullius Cicero
'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel. ~William Makepeace Thackeray
Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man. ~William Shakespeare
What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder. ~From the television show Civil Wars
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? ~Erma Bombeck
When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own. ~Lenore Coffee
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When men and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different. ~George Santayana
When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome. ~Jean Giraudoux
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ~Author Unknown
Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts? ~Confucius
Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are. ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1899
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Women are one of the Almighty's enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do. ~Ellen Glasgow
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives. ~Mignon McLaughlin
Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size. ~Virginia Woolf
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects. ~Oscar Wilde
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~James Shubert
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Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes. ~Gilbert K. Chesterton
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ~Jean Kerr
Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that. ~Golda Meir
You men are not our protectors.... If you were, who would there be to protect us from? ~Mary Edwards Walker
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